notsuperman: { in wine, there is truth } (❋ in vino veritas)
φ ❋ io ([personal profile] notsuperman) wrote2014-07-07 06:31 pm
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❋ memory 009.

Memory regained: Trivial Positive - adventures in alcoholism (escape: lounge)
Date: Day 75
Game won: Bone Witch's game

Memory:
[ Investigating a bottle of alcohol with a "Sun" on it. ]

Phi: "Sun" alcohol, huh? Maybe that means the alcohol content is so high it'll burst into flame in sunlight.
Phi: *Drool* It looks good...
Sigma: Don't drink it!

[ Investigating a bottle of alcohol with a "moon" on it. ]

Phi: Alcohol of the moon? It makes me think of Japanese sake for some reason...
Phi: *Drool* It also makes me wanna drink it...
Sigma: Don't drink it!

[ Investigating a bottle of alcohol with an "island" on it. ]

Phi: "Island" alcohol? I wonder if it comes from an island...
Phi: *Drool* How interesting...
Sigma: Don't drink it!

[ Investigating a bottle of alcohol with an "ocean" on it. ]

Phi: I wonder what "Ocean" alcohol would taste like? I hope it's not salty...
Phi: *Drool* Now I want to try it...
Sigma: Don't drink it!

[ Investigating a bottle of alcohol with an "planet" on it. ]

Phi: "Planet" alcohol? That's a pretty weird name.
Phi: *Drool* But with out powers combined...
Sigma: Don't drink it!

[ investigating remaining alcohol bottles ]

Phi: *Drool*
Sigma: You wnat some?
Phi: Just a little... Can I?
Sigma: Of course not!
Phi: Why not? I'm actually a really friendly drunk!
Sigma: That's not the problem!
Phi: Guh... Jerk.

[ Phi continues to stare at them "like a fox in a henhouse." ]

[ Time then skips forward, to when they're holding a cocktail glass full of alcohol and investigating a drain. ]

Sigma: Um...what is this?
Phi: I think that's for people who've had a little too much and need to blow chunks.
Sigma: No it's not!
Luna: There's an icon on the counter above it.
Sigma: Huh. I guess it's a drain. You pour leftover drinks down it.
Luna: Why don't we try and drain something?
Sigma: Like what?
Luna: How about the cocktail you're holding?
Sigma: Why?
Phi: That seems like such a waste.
Luna: Please, just do it.
Sigma: Oh ho!

[ The drink goes down the drain, as Phi watches sadly. ]

What was learned:
→ ...Well, guess I really like booze, huh?

Effects:
+100 desire to get hammered
also can't believe i forgot this but + the knowledge of the wonderful cartoon Captain Planet